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A Dirty Dozen
Twelve Incredibly Erotic Stories From One Extremely Dirty Mind
If you’re looking for soft romance or gentle fantasy, this isn’t it.
A Dirty Dozen is a raw, unfiltered collection of twelve intensely provocative short stories pulled from the imagination of Eric Parker. Inspired by real people he’s encountered throughout his life, these stories blur the line between reality and fantasy—transforming everyday individuals into the center of dark, taboo-driven scenarios.
From betrayal and power dynamics to revenge and temptation, each story dives headfirst into the hidden desires people rarely admit out loud. This is a collection built for readers who crave something unapologetically daring, where boundaries are tested and nothing is held back.
Erotic Stories Included in this Book
A Filthy Food Shop
Alexis returned home from the supermarket with a surprise for her husband. One he would neither expect, nor forget.
An Unexpected Ending to a Bad Day
After finding out that her husband, Gary, was getting a little too close to his new coworker, Jessica sends an unexpected message to him one night after work.
An Unforgettable Ex
Some men fantasize about watching their wives have sex with their ex lovers. For Alex, it became a reality. And one he may soon regret.
Boredom at the Birthday Party
For Brian, a 30th birthday gathering he originally did not want to attend turns into a private, erotic experience that he will never forget.
Breaking and Entering
A troubled youth had broken into Pete and Melissa’s home one night while they were asleep. Instead of calling the police, Pete would give him the ultimatum of his life.
Catching Up with an Old Crush
When an old crush from his early 20’s resurfaces, John’s reunion with her goes in an unexpected direction.
Heating Up the Cabin
When two old friends, Jenna and Steve, take a much needed friendly weekend getaway, Jenna decides to take their friendship to a new level.
Seduced in the Salon
After finding out his barber’s shop had been destroyed in a recent storm, Jeff’s wife Amy sends him to her best friend Michelle’s salon for a haircut. It would be an appointment he would never forget.
The Client that Changed His Marriage
Zach thought he got away with having an affair with a new client of his. After a few weeks go by, he would come home to a life changing surprise.
The Marriage Counselor
Neil and Lisa finally agree to attend marriage counseling to fix an issue they have been having. They would be surprised to find out that talking isn’t the only way to solve marital problems.
The Stranger on the Cruise
While on their first cruise, Greg and Jen were enjoying a few drinks at the main bar on the ship. When Jen is approached by a stranger, their trip would soon head in a whole new direction.
Unwinding After Work
While chatting with a stranger at a local bar after work, Derek unexpectedly runs into an old girlfriend from his past. Her life since their breakup would be a complete surprise to him.



